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Leucospermum prostratum is a trailing shrub of up to 4Â m (13Â ft) in diameter from the Proteaceae. It has alternately set, about 3Â cm (1.2Â in) long, lance-shaped, olive-colored, upright leaves, and produces sweetly scented, compact, hemispherical flower heads, with long styles sticking out far from the perianth tube, which jointly give the flower head the appearance of a pincushion. The fragrant flowers found between July and December are initially yellow but turn orange when older. It is an endemic species restricted to the south coast of the Western Cape province of South Africa. Its common name is yellow-trailing pincushion.
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San Tirso Sociedad Deportiva is a Spanish football club based in Mabegondo, Abegondo, in the autonomous community of Galicia. Founded in 1940, they currently play in Preferente Futgal – Group 1, holding home matches at the Campo Municipal do Monte.
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