{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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Delbert Martin Shofner was an American professional football player who was an end and flanker for 11 seasons with the Los Angeles Rams and the New York Giants of the National Football League (NFL) from 1957 to 1967. He played college football for the Baylor Bears.
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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