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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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