{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Bob Waters","displaytitle":"Bob Waters","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4934323","titles":{"canonical":"Bob_Waters","normalized":"Bob Waters","display":"Bob Waters"},"pageid":17545747,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dd/Waters-Robert-1961.jpg/330px-Waters-Robert-1961.jpg","width":320,"height":470},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Waters-Robert-1961.jpg","width":2842,"height":4176},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275118776","tid":"ed5ad470-e830-11ef-b8b6-76b3daca83f3","timestamp":"2025-02-11T04:30:31Z","description":"American football player and coach, college athletics administrator (1938–1989)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Waters","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Waters?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Waters?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bob_Waters"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Waters","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bob_Waters","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Waters?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bob_Waters"}},"extract":"Robert Lee Waters was an American football player, coach, and administrator, best known for his contributions to athletics at Western Carolina University. Waters coached the Western Carolina Catamounts football team for 20 seasons (1969–1988), and performed the dual role of athletic director from 1971 through 1986. According to the university, \"the evolution and success of the school's athletic programs, especially its football program, during that period can be attributed largely to his talents and personality\".","extract_html":"
Robert Lee Waters was an American football player, coach, and administrator, best known for his contributions to athletics at Western Carolina University. Waters coached the Western Carolina Catamounts football team for 20 seasons (1969–1988), and performed the dual role of athletic director from 1971 through 1986. According to the university, \"the evolution and success of the school's athletic programs, especially its football program, during that period can be attributed largely to his talents and personality\".
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